Coke Quotes

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

One threatens the innocent who spares the guilty.

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.

I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to realize what the coke was all about and they were all starting to get lost.

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Our demand for meat, dairy and refined carbohydrates - the world consumes one billion cans or bottles of Coke a day - our demand for these things, not our need, our want - drives us to consume way more calories than are good for us.

Reason is the life of the law.

Basically I was no different than a rock star or a movie star. I was a coke star.

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

Corporations cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no souls.

"You listen to Portishead, you're not like the others. Want some coke?" I'm like, "Nah, man."

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it's too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so -- as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.