Unicorn Quotes - Page 2

The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn.

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.

It’s a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.

There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.

Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head.

I feel like I don't see myself as all that different from other humans as a woman, but I'm surprised by how frequently I'm asked to see myself differently. So that's one kind of terror to have to face. Am I a unicorn? What's sticking out of my head that I'm not seeing? I'm simply female, and that puts me alongside all of my human counterparts.

You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky.

Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen.

...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.

I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.

The actual evidence concerning the Exodus resembles the evidence for the unicorn.

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

The lost unicorn is in our presence!!

So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths.

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one

What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?

But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn

Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York?

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.

We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow.