Top 25 Happy Endings Quotes of 109

I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.

Dorothy Parker

Happy Endings, Shock, Billions

Dorothy Parker, Stuart Y. Silverstein (2009). “Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker”, p.48, Simon and Schuster

You cannot have a happy ending to a miserable journey.

Esther Hicks

Journey, Happy Endings, Miserable

A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story

William Shakespeare

Stories, Unicorn, Happy Endings

And in real life endings aren't always neat, whether they're happy endings, or whether they're sad endings.

Stephen King

Real, Happy Endings, Neat

The sad part about happy endings is there's nothing to write about.

Tammy Wynette

Writing, Happy Endings

Marriage, if it is to survive, must be treated as the beginning, not as the happy ending.

Federico Fellini

Happy Endings, Treated, Ifs

Federico Fellini, Bert Cardullo (2006). “Federico Fellini: Interviews”, p.40, Univ. Press of Mississippi

You always get more respect when you don't have a happy ending.

Julia Quinn

Romance, Happy Endings

Not everything in this life has a happy ending, but this life is not the end of the story.

Rick Warren

Stories, Happy Endings, Life Is

FaceBook post by Pastor Rick Warren from Aug 05, 2013

There are no happy endings, there are only happy people.

Dorothy Gilman

People, Happy Endings, Happy People

"Mrs. Pollifax on the China Station".

Not everything has a happy ending, and not everything has an ending. Some things just kind of dribble away or cut off abruptly.

Susanna Kaysen

Cutting, Kind, Happy Endings

The opposite of the happy ending is not actually the sad ending-the sad ending is sometimes the happy ending. The opposite of the happy ending is actually the unsatisfying ending.

Orson Scott Card

Opposites, Happy Endings, Sometimes