The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!
In this business, it is about making an impact.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
The only thing that is pathetic... is you.
There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.
It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear.
I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that.
I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!
He who laughs last, laughs best.
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
You will go one on one with the Great One!
Everything I do is to become better, the best ever and I'm not going to stop.
You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.
This one man dynasty has only just begun.
I was 'attitude' in this place before it was a catchphrase!
Survey says: one more for the bad guys.
Don't ever interrupt me again. And next time you do, show me the proper respect.
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.
Don't die to see me, live to love me.
There is always a plan B.
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
I can feel you without even seeing you.
Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
