Adam Sandler Quotes - Page 2

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Girls are soft and pretty.

The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights