Alfred Hitchcock Quotes about Funny

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Funny, Movie, Humor

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Funny, Literature, Form

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com. 1972.

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

Funny, Sarcastic, Acting

There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

Funny, Simple, Sea

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Funny, Witty, Smart

In Observer 19 Dec. 1965

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

Funny, Death, Sarcastic

Alfred Hitchcock, Sidney Gottlieb (1997). “Hitchcock on Hitchcock: Selected Writings and Interviews”, p.58, Univ of California Press