Amy Sedaris Quotes - Page 4

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

I live in the moment.

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'

I have no desire to carry a movie.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.