And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole.
I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.
