Top 25 Quotes by Carlos Mencia of 60 - Page 3

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

Carlos Mencia

White, People, Black

"Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

Carlos Mencia

Children, Mean, Waiting

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

Carlos Mencia

Political, Politics, Hurricanes

"Mind of Mencia". Comedy, 2005 - 2008.

And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.

Carlos Mencia

Home, Parks, Welcome

"Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!

Carlos Mencia

Race, White, People

"Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

Carlos Mencia

Country, White, Apologizing

In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.

Carlos Mencia

Honesty, Heart, Men

I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.

Carlos Mencia

Believe, People, Rumor

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

Carlos Mencia

Hurt, Laughter, Cancer