Charlaine Harris Quotes

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.

If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.

Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.

If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others.

As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care. "Woman?" "Hmmm?" "What's your name?" "Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse." "Thank you, Sookie." "Welcome, Eric.

I've often wished when I started a book I knew what was going to happen. I talked to writers who write 80-page outlines, and I'm just in awe of that.

You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any less of a miracle. Which is just another word for magic. We’re all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic’s just a little different from yours, that’s all.

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

Why don't they just take him out?" I asked. I'm not politically minded, as I guess you can tell. Mr. Cataliades was smiling at me. "So direct, so classic," he said. "So American.

Gay rights is just one of the social issues I'm interested in. I think that people might be less tense about it if we would all accept the fact that not everyone is wired the same way.

I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word of the Day calendar, a Christmas gift from Arlene. My first word of the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.

Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?