Charles Barkley Quotes - Page 6

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Every team in the Western Conference has flaws.

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him

I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.

Only poor people go to jail.

I'm not a role model.

Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.