Stomach Quotes

If it's not good enough for your eyes, why is it good enough for your stomach?

You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!

God designed the stomach to eject what is bad for it, but not the human brain.

If something is wrong with anyone, look first to the stomach.

Enlightenment isn't found with a full stomach, or on a soft pillow.

A hungry stomach cannot hear.

Worry is the stomach's worst poison.

I defy you to agitate any fellow with a full stomach.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

To be happy, one must have a good stomach and a bad heart.

The stomach carries the heart, and not the heart the stomach.

If you have butterflies in your stomach ask them into your heart.

If you have the stomach for stocks, but neither the time nor the inclination to do the homework, invest in equity mutual funds.

When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

It isn't the head but the stomach that determines the fate of the stockpicker.

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.

I came out of my mum's stomach going, 'I want to be an actor!'

Your eyes are always bigger than your stomach.

That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.

I don't know if cortisone is good for you or not. But to take a shot every other ball game is more than I wanted to do and to walk around with a constant upset stomach because of the pills and to be high half the time during a ball game because you're taking painkillers ... I don't want to have to do that.

There is a certain time of life, when we value a good stomach more than the mind.

There's nothing more stressful than your stomach growling.

You can't act on an empty stomach, because you're breathing's all wrong.

Einstein, my upset stomach hates your theory [of General Relativity]—it almost hates you yourself! How am I to' provide for my students? What am I to answer to the philosophers?!!

Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach.