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Charlie Sheen Quotes - Page 3

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

"Charlie Sheen interview: 'You can't process me with a normal brain'" by Richard Adams, www.theguardian.com. February 28, 2011.

I have one speed, I have one gear: Go!

"Charlie Sheen on Past Drug Use, CBS Fallout" by Andrea Canning and Lauren Sher, abcnews.go.com. February 28, 2011.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

"Playboy Interview: Charlie Sheen". Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

"Angus T. Jones On Verge Of Breakdown? ‘Two And A Half Men’ Star A ‘Shadow Of Himself’" by Lauren Duca, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 12, 2013.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

"Charlie Sheen: 'I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory'". www.cnn.com. March 1, 2011.

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

"Top 25 Charlie Sheen quotes from his first week of explaining how awesome Charlie Sheen is". Tony Pierce, The Los Angeles Times, March 1, 2011.