If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.
I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.
The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.
Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll
I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.
Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.
I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
