Chris Colfer Quotes - Page 4

I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy? I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly?

The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.

I feel like little bits of my soul are being shipped domestically.

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.

I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.

In what grade do we stop believing in ourselves? I asked. In what grade do we stop believing, period? I mean, SOMEONE has to be a Nobel Peace Prize winner. SOMEONE has to be a ballerina. Why not us?

My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.

I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there.

I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

I'm really not good blackmail material.

Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now," he said through rattling teeth.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

I was reading that lightning is a negative charge that comes from the friction that clouds carry. And since opposites attract, I would like to think that he was so positive the moment that he died, so happy, he pulled that bolt right out of the sky. I don’t know if that’s possible, but that’s what I believe.

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

The higher the hair, the closer to god.

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.

I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an elementary school friend who said, 'I remember you standing up and talking about attending the Golden Globes when we were little.

People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’

I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.