In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants for Deliverance.
You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
I'd need a good reason to drop my pants
My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds.
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.
When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.
That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.
Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.
Life without sports is like life without underpants
Tailor your space to your needs. In one closet, I have upper and lower rods for skirts, pants and tops. The second is all shelves for bags and linens. In the third, there's just one rod for suits and dresses. To hang evening gowns, I use hooks on the ceiling.
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.
I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially.
When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!
I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.
