Coolio Quotes - Page 2

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.