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Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.

Craig Ferguson
Laughter, Giving, Despair
"The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", 2005-2014.

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.

Craig Ferguson
Valentine, People, Giving

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up.

Craig Ferguson
Fun, Years, Giving

There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.

Craig Ferguson
Giving, People, Upset

Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a huge amount of skill involved, I don't know how much I'm giving away here. I feel like that guy on Fox, giving away the magicians' tricks. It's not rocket science, being an executive producer of a film.

Craig Ferguson
Mean, Skills, Giving

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