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Daniel Handler Quotes - Page 4

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

"The Miserable Mill". Book by Daniel Handler, 2000.

The last safe place is safe no more.

"The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 12)". Book by Lemony Snicket (pen name of Daniel Handler), October 18, 2005.

Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.

"Fictional character: Lemony Snicket". "A Series of Unfortunate Events" (TV Series), www.imdb.com. (2017-).

and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

"Fictional character: Violet Baudelaire". "A Series of Unfortunate Events", www.imdb.com. 2004.

There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.

"The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3)". Book by Lemony Snicket (pen name of Daniel Handler), February 25, 2000.

We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.

Daniel Handler (2012). “The Basic Eight”, p.226, Allison & Busby