Toasts Quotes

Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask

It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

He was the toast to her butter.

There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!

I can make the best French toast.

If you can’t out iterate someone who is trying to copy you, you’re toast anyway.

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

I toast the Pope, but I toast conscience first.

There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats.

My favorite toast is rye toast.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning.

Admittedly, there was a lot she still didn't know about him, but she did know this: He completed her in a way that she'd never thought possible. Knowledge isn't everything, she told herself, and she knew then that, in Nana's words, he was the toast to her butter.

Toast is me. I am toast.

I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.

Anybody want some . . . toast?

I always like toast in a crisis.

Be the Ambulance. Make toast.

This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?

Donald Trump is toast.