I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.
Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).
I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.
