Teaching COBOL ought to be regarded as a criminal act.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Teaching to unsuspecting youngsters the effective use of formal methods is one of the joys of life because it is so extremely rewarding.
I think of the company advertising "Thought Processors" or the college pretending that learning BASIC suffices or at least helps, whereas the teaching of BASIC should be rated as a criminal offence: it mutilates the mind beyond recovery.