I have not had any of that surgical stuff. I am too curious to find out exactly how I progress every day of my life naturally. That is what fascinates me.
There's nothing attractive about doing a documentary. Nothing. It's hard, hard work, and I find having all the attention of the day on me a very unattractive proposition.
Easy does it is what I'm looking for.
You have to be very, very good looking to get ahead in motion pictures.
All of the writing on '30 Rock' is a joy to go into. It's pretty hot stuff.
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.
Woody Allen is a better actor than anybody from the Actors Studio, and he can be anybody he says he is.
I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.
I do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something.
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.
I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.'
Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.
I don't want to see a movie twice. I don't want to do anything twice.
I don't wear a wig. I'd feel terrible onstage with a wig. I hate to be so 'Actors Studio'-ish, but I like to feel it's me out there.
I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working.
All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.
As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.
I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.
Betty White is probably a very nice woman.
For me, going to London is like coming home. In fact, I've often entertained the idea of ending my days there.
I care about money, very much. I want it. I don't ever want to be without it. My mother once said about me, 'Elaine has to have money.'
Certain type of actresses get younger instead of older. I always say, 'Only ingenues age.'
I've changed a lot, too! I'm different, too. I have far more in some ways to offer and far less in other ways to offer. That's life. And, you know, life goes on!
It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.
