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Elbert Hubbard Quotes about Funny

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard (1917). “In the Spotlight: Personal Experiences of Elbert Hubbard on the American Stage”

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

Harry Persons Taber, Elbert Hubbard (1902). “The Philistine: A Periodical of Protest”

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

"The Note Book of Elbert Hubbard". Book by Elbert Hubbard, 1927.

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

"The Note Book of Elbert Hubbard". Book by Elbert Hubbard, 1927.

If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

Elbert Hubbard (1929). “Advertising and Advertisements”

Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.

"The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days".

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”

The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

Elbert Hubbard (1911). “A Thousand & One Epigrams: Selected from the Writings of Elbert Hubbard”

Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.

Elbert Hubbard (1902). “Little Journeys to the Homes of Eminent Artists ...: no. 1. Corot. no. 2. Correggio. no. 3. Bellini. no. 4. Cellini. no. 5. Abbey. no. 6. Whistler”