Wit Quotes

Never say NO, Never say, 'I cannot', for you are INFINITE. All the power is WITHIN you. You can do anything.

Some people have the disease of criticising all the time. They forget the good about others and only mention their faults. They are like flies that avoid the good and pure places and land on the bad and wounds. This is because of the evil within the self and the spoiled nature.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

It's the beauty within us that makes it possible for us to recognize the beauty around us. The question is not what you look at but what you see.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Life without you is like a broken pencil, there's no point.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a President and Senators and Congressmen and Government officials but the voters of this country.

My main goal in life is to just be happy. I don't compromise my happiness for anything. If I find what makes me happy I'm going to do that. That's really going with the flow of life. As far as like the mainstream stuff, if my destiny takes me there and I end up going that route, then that's fine.

He that lives a prayerless life, lives without God in the world.

It is better to be alone with God. His friendship will not fail me, nor His counsel, nor His love. In His strength, I will dare and dare and dare until I die.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.