Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 15

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be an authority on it, but the reason they call me is that they know that I'll at least open my mouth, and give an opinion, whereas other people will play it safe, and won't say anything, because they don't want to offend anybody.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric - there's no medical proof that a person hearing a lyric is going to act out the lyric. There's also no medical proof that if you hear any collection of vowels and consonants, that the hearing of that collection is going to send you to Hell.

People like to own things.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

Hair growing out every hole in me.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

Disco satisfied social as well as musical needs. Disco people got to dress up all the time and go to places ... where everybody sort of 'looked good' - and later, after an evening of chemical alteration, everybody looked even better, and the next thing they knew, they were getting The Blox Job. Punk, in the late seventies, purported to be a rebellion against this sort of silly behavior. Maniac bands started thrashing away in dingy little places with no decor, developing their own silly behavior. ... New wave evolved from punk, basically, by sterilizing its own safety pin.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.