Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 14

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Brown shoes don't make it.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.