Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 13

It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.

Decades of indoctrination, manipulation, censorship and KGB excursions haven't altered this fact: People want a piece of their own little Something-or-Other, and, if they don't get it, have a tendency to initiate counterrevolution.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.

There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine, or even drinking too much water. All those things can mess you up, especially, drinking too much L.A. water ... or Love Canal for that matter. But, if people had a better idea of what moderation is really all about, then some of these problems would ... If you use too much of something, your body's just gonna go the "Huh? ... Duh!"

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.