They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
