Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something that you would do, even if you didn't get paid. Whether it's an art or whether is something that you're passionate about.
I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.
I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.
People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just kind of already have a buzz on.
I'm not used to getting good reviews.
When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.
My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.
I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.
Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.
It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.
I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't really know where to go, so they'd have to call me up and then I'd show them around.
That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.
I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it in a movie with hip-hop artists and actors, comedians and girls. I just want to do something fun.
Small towns seem to appreciate things a little bit more. They're less jaded and they're more kind of authentic and more themselves and they don't care as much.
The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.
