Gracie Allen Quotes about Funny

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Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Gracie Allen

Funny, Motivation, Humor

"Two Minutes for God: Quick Fixes for the Spirit". Book by Peter B. Panagore, 2007.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Gracie Allen

Funny, People, Brain

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Gracie Allen

Funny, Family, Senior

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Gracie Allen

Inspirational, Funny, Book

"Funny Ladies: The Best Humor from America's Funniest Women". Book by Bill Adler, 2001.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Gracie Allen

Funny, Boys, Daddy

Gracie Allen Quotes about Funny

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