Greg Gutfeld Quotes - Page 4

We used to actually kill each other before we discovered rhetoric in words. If you look at other countries, there are people attacking each other in parliament and stuff.

The Islamophobia phobes, (ph) the writers and the editors and the talking heads who deny an existence of evil while blaming those who speak up. There no difference - different than the apologists for communism. As communism killed millions, they, they denied it.

What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.

The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting them because we decided that as an adult society, we can use children to make our lives better, if you seek the reverse.

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology and pop culture. They're not conscious to any expansion of power, which is why they're happy to exist in this dependant decline.

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.

Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare?

Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.

We often mock Barack Obama for whining about Fox News. So it's now what Donald Trump is doing? Should we be mocking him for doing the same thing? I know. It is hypocritical if we don't.

Security should not be a black and white thing.

The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war.

When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken.

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens.

I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world.

It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself.

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?

Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.

Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.