Top 9 Quotes by Guy Browning

As the world becomes ever more crowded, so folding will become ever more important.

As the world becomes ever more crowded, so folding will become ever more important.

Important, World, Folding

"How to... fold things" by Guy Browning, www.theguardian.com. March 3, 2000.

Never work for a company that says people are its most important asset. If you wanted to get a mortgage and you said that your only asset was people you would end up living in a tent.

Guy Browning

People, Important, Tents

People, 2006.

Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.

Guy Browning

Book, Mean, Understanding

"How to... use a library" by Guy Browning, www.theguardian.com. October 17, 2003.

Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love.

Guy Browning

Men, Chocolate, Behaviour

Guy Browning (2004). “Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges”, Gotham

Major cities are divided into two parts; the bits that are in the guidebook and the bits that aren't. If you don't take a guidebook, you'll see a different city.

Guy Browning

Cities, Two, Different

2002 InThe Guardian, 21 May.

What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate, get married, have children and be buried side by side. There is an equal chance that the person you meet will look as if they've already been buried for some time.

Guy Browning

Soulmate, Children, Expectations

Guy Browning (2004). “Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges”, Gotham