You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
I'm content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That's what I've always worried about: that I wouldn't try hard enough.
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
When they say I'm a great actor, I close my ears because it's not good for you to think that way.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.
I envy people of faith. I'm incapable of believing in anything supernatural.
Life doesn't have to be about finding Osama bin Laden or becoming the president of the United States. Life is about the little things, which is one of the things you learn when you get older.
I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
I don't know if this is a true statistic, but I heard somewhere that there are three times as many single women over forty as single men. That's what we got from the women's movement. The chickens have come home to roost.
At 55 I said the probability is I won't have another relationship. I just didn't want to start another family. Between my own bizarre criteria and taste and the fact that I'm not available for many things I thought it was unlikely. Once you know the science about it, I don't think anybody should consider being committed to a real eternal relationship until you're through something called the infatuation circle.
Time keeps no measure when true friends are parted, No record day by day; the sands move not for those who, loyal-hearted, friendship's firm laws obey.
I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.
Everyone pretty much acknowledges that he's the man, and I still feel that underrates him.
You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
Even in the most sophisticated person, it is the primitive eye that watches the film.
I think the Greeks invented sports as an antidote to philosophy.
You make me want to be a better man.
Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this -- heat is making me absolutely crazy.
If it is difficult to know yourself as an individual, it seems to be more complex as a couple. So if you say, "Oh I like a person who is like this and that," you might take away the possibility of seeing the only one that might be right for you.
I've always fought against being controlled and manipulated and stomped upon by circumstances.
I want my kids to have a deep, inner feeling that it's alright to be happy, that you don't have to be constantly manufacturing problems that you don't really have.
I didn't know that my sister was really my mother until I was thirty-seven years old. But life has taught me that there have been a lot of things that I didn't know.
I would never want to vilify somebody who considered abortion murder. I was an illegitimate child myself. I may not have existed today.