Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time and still tough as nails. I had heard he had a tough background, but there are two times in that interview when I teared up. I'm "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and I didn't cry, but I teared up. Ken saw me, and he almost started tearing up, too. I'd never experienced anything like that. To hear some of the things that he went through, my jaw was on the floor.

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.