Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
Happiness is a tiger in your tank and a pussycat in your back seat.
