Blonde Quotes

Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.

She was a lovely blonde, with fine teeth. She had gold and pearls for her dowry; but her gold was on her head, and her pearls were in her mouth.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.

When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!

Olivia Newton-John - Australia's gift to insomniacs. It's nothing but the blonde singing the bland.

I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun.

Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.

When I first met my agent, I said, "If something comes up and it fits my age range and personality, I would like you to send me up for it, even if it specifies blonde or brunette."

A metallurgist is someone who can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she's virgin material or a common ore.

Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.

If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes

Her hair that lay along her back Was yellow like ripe corn.

Because I was the blonde, I was promoted as the video vixen.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.