Liquor Quotes

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.

Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

Peeta bakes. I hunt. Haymitch drinks until the liquor runs out.

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Good liquor is not cheap. Cheap liquor is not good.

I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its appeal for me.

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.

But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

History is the heavy traffic that prevents us from crossing the road. We're not especially interested in what it consists of. We wait, more or less patiently, for it to pause, so that we can get to the liquor store or the laundromat or the burger bar.

The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild.

I prefer liquor store robbers with hungry kids to companies that locate offshore to avoid U.S. taxes.

Liquor is one way out an’ death’s the other.

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?

I am sure antidepressants, drugs, and liquor have their place. But so far, that place is in others, not me.

Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.