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Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

Jon Stewart
House, Sound, Worship
"The Daily Show". www.imdb.com. 1996.

The thing that [the Senate and the House] don't realize is that everyone wants them to come from beyond that contradiction so that we can all fix it. Nobody is saying, "We don't have a problem." Nobody is saying that, "9/11 didn't happen." What they're saying is, "We're not a fragile country, trust us to have this conversation, so that we can do this in the right way, in a more effective way."

Jon Stewart
Country, House, Want
Source: www.truth-out.org

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

Jon Stewart
Dog, America, House
"Jon Stewart Rips The Public’s Apathy Over Gun Violence" by Ed Mazza, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 3, 2014.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

Jon Stewart
White, House, Leaks

Even if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. "The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.

Jon Stewart
Law, House, Suggestions
"The Daily Show". www.imdb.com. 1996.

If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent - you're just not allowed in it.

Jon Stewart
House, Groups, Different

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