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We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Kurt Vonnegut
Hipster, Religion, Different
"A Man Without a Country: A Memoir Of Life In George W Bush's America". Book by Kurt Vonnegut, September 15, 2005.

I am an atheist (or at best a Unitarian who winds up in church quite a lot).

Kurt Vonnegut
Atheist, Wind, Religion

What the Gospels actually said was: don't kill anyone until you are absolutely sure they aren't well connected.

Kurt Vonnegut
Religion, Said, Wells

The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, "There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.

Kurt Vonnegut
Atheist, Religion, Atheism
Kurt Vonnegut (1997). “Hocus Pocus”, p.128, Penguin

The trouble with God isn't that He so seldom makes Himself known to us... He's holding you and me and everybody else by the scruff of the neck practically _constantly... Contentedly adrift in the cosmos, were you?... That is a perfect description of a non-epiphany, that rarest of moments, when God Almighty lets go of the scruff of your neck and lets you be human for a little while.

Kurt Vonnegut
Letting Go, Perfect, Religion

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