Kurt Vonnegut Quotes about Funny

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut

Funny, Running, Country

Kurt Vonnegut (2013). “If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young”, p.88, RosettaBooks

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut

Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

Kurt Vonnegut (2016). “If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By”, p.131, RosettaBooks

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

Kurt Vonnegut

Funny, Mad, Water

The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.

Kurt Vonnegut

Funny, Real, Humorous

Kurt Vonnegut (2012). “Kurt Vonnegut: Letters”, p.1964, Random House