Cure for an obsession: get another one.
Reality is the name we give to our disappointments.
If you corner me, you are going to hear some unwelcome truths.
I really like life, don't you? There's nothing else quite like it.
Nobody likes to offer stupidity as an excuse.
Living alone is good for privacy, bad for full-scale cooking and moving heavy furniture.
A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.
To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall.
Intelligence makes sincerity difficult.
Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?
The lion cares less about being king of the beasts than about finding his dinner.
Do not wait for a reason to be happy.
Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are.
Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.
An event is not over until everyone is tired of talking about it.
What lies behind appearance is usually another appearance.
The children of childish parents age quickly.
Your love for me is founded in a sentiment. My love for you is founded in the body. A precarious interchange.
Many pains are imaginary, but all joys are real.
Every declaration of love contains an unstated list of exceptions and demands.
You know you're in love when you stop comparing.
Inevitably, almost everything we say is either quotation or paraphrase.
Trust, but look for the exits.
Self-sacrifice usually contains an unspoken demand for payment.
Between repetition and forgetting, it is a marvel that a new thought ever struggles into existence.
