Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
