Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.
I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.
There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.
It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.
I'll rail against what I think is wrong.
And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?
Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.
The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.
Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?
I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.
My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.
Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.
I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.
We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.
We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.
I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.
It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.
Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?
I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.
It's about food. It's about your home. It's about your life. The government is worried about all of the above. All I'm saying is you should be worried they're worried. Here's why: They're telling you that you can't take care of yourself. You can't be trusted with what you put in your mouth or what you sign on the mortgage dotted line. So they'll tell you what to put in your mouth and they'll save you from what you signed on that dotted line. Does anyone see a trend here? Personal responsibility has now become government responsibility.
I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.
A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.
Jerkery knows no financial pedigree.
The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.
I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.