If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
It was on a van ride home from the movie set that everything came together. I realized I had to get off Twitter. It just struck me that I couldn't stop everyone else from doing it, but I could certainly stop myself.
If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
