Ogden Nash Quotes about Marriage

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash

Inspirational, Life, Marriage

Ogden Nash, “A Word To Husbands”

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

Relationship, Marriage, Funny Birthday

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

Ogden Nash

Marriage, Roots, Growing

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Ogden Nash

Marriage, Example, Force

Ogden Nash, “I Do, I Will, I Have”

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Ogden Nash

Marriage, Husband, Men

Ogden Nash (1942). “Good intentions”, Little, Brown

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

Ogden Nash

Marriage, Fate, Differences

Ogden Nash (1945). “The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash”, New York : Modern Library

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.

Ogden Nash

Marriage, Reason, Matrimony

Ogden Nash (1931). “Hard lines”

Ogden Nash Quotes about Marriage

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