Funny Birthday Quotes

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.