I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?
I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.
Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.
Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually - Will Forte will never break.
I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.
I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.
I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."
I've always loved improv. It's my thing.
Life in California is beautiful.
Ricky Gervais is a genius.
Stand-up, I find it really difficult. It's not really my thing.
I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.
I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too much.
I've always just been attracted to comedy.
