I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
