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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

Love, Inspirational, Funny

"Time Enough for Love". Book by Robert A. Heinlein, 1973.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Robert A. Heinlein

Funny, Life, Motivational

"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Robert A. Heinlein

Inspirational, Funny, Leadership

Time Enough for Love "Prelude II" (1973)

There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who "love Nature" while deploring the "artificialities" with which "Man has spoiled Nature.'" The obvious contradiction lies in their choice of words, which imply that Man and his artifacts are not part of "Nature" : but beavers and their dams are.

Robert A. Heinlein

Funny, Lying, Animal

Time Enough for Love "Intermission" (1973)